That'd be worse

A traditional-looking pattern with discombobulating details to remind you of the countless inconveniences you won’t have to face today

But the pressure to find perfect gifts

Each double-page-spread includes a drawing and a description of the inconveniences you can avoid by staying home

Pirates Dinner Plate 5 aliens That'd be worseEnterprising pirates add menace and entrepreneurial flair to your dinner plate. Look closely at the flora, fauna, architectural marvels, and innocent victims to find hidden romance. This traditional blue willow inspired design can be found on the fifth porcelain plate in the Calamityware collection. Designed by Don Moyer and initially launched as his eighth Kickstarter project in 2015.